Once upon a time (probably around 1897) there was a little boy called Adolf Hitler. You know, the dude who killed 6 million people - which by the way, it´s not much, coz Nicolau 2 killed much more, but anyways... His dad was a bit of a drunk, and his mom had this little jewish "friend", who was always buying Adolf (or Adolfinho) candies, but under one condition: that he would go to the farest place to get it. So while Adolfinho was at a candyshop across the city, the jewish fella, that we are going to Trebônio (coz I want to), would have sexual intercourse with Adolfinho´s mom.
The problem in this pic was that Adolf, obviously, couldn´t even begin to imagine that that kinda stuff was actually going on, naive he was.
And one day, he decided no to go the candyshop, he decided to stick around, and what he saw was blinding, if you may.
But he really loved his mother, so what he did was that he decided to transfer all the anger he would feel towards her to the jewish fella Trebônio.
The rest is, as we all know, history.
And now you know why the heck he hated jewish people that bad. I would too.
This elucidating piece was written by the wiz kid of the hour, Amanda Pertinhes, Conversation Class student and Writing Club member.
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