sexta-feira, 18 de maio de 2007

THE WORST FRIEND IN THE WORLD IS SOMEONE WHO ...


IS ALWAYS AFTER MONEY

Johnny is so kind. He tries to borrow money from me even when we run into each other at funerals.


DOESN´T RESPECT YOUR SPACE

Claudia really understands the definition of the word space. She keeps asking if Thiago kisses in a good way.


IS ALWAYS IN TROUBLE

Raphaela is the kind of friend who´s permanently in trouble. When I try to tell her about my problems she says I don´t have any and I should stop making a big deal out of minor things.


HAS A WEIRD HAIRDO

Sometimes I lose the keys of my house in Leandro´s hair.


DOESN´T SHOWER

Sandro is such a good company. You always know he´s coming over. The stink of rotten meat announces him.


DOESN´T LISTEN TO YOU

Lucia follows my advices. But only after listening to 100 people who tell her exactly the same thing I did, but in a different way. And then she goes: "You know, Pedro´s so smart!"


IS A DOWNER

"Did I tell ya my kid´s already reading and writing?"
"Really? But how´s his handwriting?"


This one came from the always-willing-to-write Helena Flávia de Mello Pistune, FCE 2 student.

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